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I have been imprisoned in an OLD PEOPLE'S HOME!!
Where are my swan legions when I need them most? Where is my spandex? Where are the little miniture soldiers with little silver trumpets that march around as if by magic?
Where are my swan legions when I need them most? Where is my spandex? Where are the little miniture soldiers with little silver trumpets that march around as if by magic?