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*trauma*
::coughcough::
Once upon a time there was a great playwright named Adrahil. One day as he was going about his business, he felt the urge to relieve himself. Upon entering the lavatory he discovered a terrible thing.
::rocks backwards and forwards::
Once upon a time there was a great playwright named Adrahil. One day as he was going about his business, he felt the urge to relieve himself. Upon entering the lavatory he discovered a terrible thing.
HE WAS AS ANATOMICALLY INCORRECT AS A KEN DOLL
::rocks backwards and forwards::